[personal profile] x_wither
I got an e-mail from Jennie, queen of tights. Sounds like she's loving her internship at the London ballet. Busy, though. I don't think she's got much time to keep everyone updated on stuff so she wanted me to say hi to everyone for her. (You'd think she'd give a social person that job.)

I've lost my wafflehouse girlfriend. This is terrible. I'm gonna have to go find another one now. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

Date: 2010-01-15 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
You still don't know how to fetch very well. You need more training. I need more spatulas for that though. And don't ask me, I suck with pets. They tend to die around me.

I shall make a note of that. And Cammie is not sure and will never be sure.

Dude. Wal-Mart chaos. One-hit knock outs. Crutches of doom. Shiny green hair. Can kick Kyle's ass. I am made of awesome.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
No more spatulas for you!

Maybe it was Peacock Jim?

You kicked Kyle's ass? How is that physically possible? He's like eighty times taller than you and like BAM! muscle!

Date: 2010-01-15 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I have plenty more where the first came from!

You want to know you should ask the kid. I don't keep track of these things.

Hey! I have my arm, and muscle isn't everything and I'm not that small! Right now, I can totally beat anyone with my crutches too.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
You will be frisked for spatulas and they will be taken away from you!

yeah if you can get enough movement to reach them. And your arm isn't really fair in a fight. I'm pretty sure he could tear you to pieces if he didn't care.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I am a damn good shoplifter and thief. Those spatulas will never be found!

The second I start bleeding he will totally spew. My blood smells bad. And fights aren't about being fair. They're about winning.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Even with the arm, unless Cammie went all "I KILL YOU NOW", if I didn't give a damn, she'd be shredded. We're not sure how much my healing factor can take from her arm and really, I don't much wanna find out.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
You're going to wound her ego. She'll get all butthurt. But on the bright side someone else might fit down the hallway when she and her ego are in it! They can't right now.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Well, she'a all gimp on crutches now, so butthurt can't be much worse.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
I dunno, you should ask her boy toy whether or not she actually gets butthurt or not. She might like it a lot.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Man, I do not wanna think about them having like kinky porno sex.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
It's all your thing if you're still picturing Manuel in that mental image, man. He wasn't in mine.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
DUDE NO EW I AM NOT INTO GUYS.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Except for that time you dated one. Just saying, if you're picturing Manuel too then maybe it wasn't just a Jay thing.

Date: 2010-01-15 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I'LL REVISE I AM NOT INTO GUYS NOT JAY

Date: 2010-01-15 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
See, now was that all that hard?

Date: 2010-01-15 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Well not right now it's not. Jan's asleep.

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Date: 2010-01-15 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
I may be on crutches, but I am so not a gimp. Come within spitting distance and say these things to me.

Date: 2010-01-15 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
You say that because you are scared of my aura of awesome. At least judging from the number of times you've run from me screaming.

Also: keep your eyes open, I think I lost my favorite pair of unmentionables in that suite in which you live with the guy who is hotter than you.

Date: 2010-01-15 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, barfing on your boobs once is not running away screaming.

Also just cause you're letting Manny bone you doesn't mean he's hot.

Date: 2010-01-15 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
No, you've run away screaming when I haven't been fighting you. You know what I'm talking about.

Oh he is. And he's hotter than you. Your much too fanged for my taste. And he's very hot. Like undie melting hot. You just wish you were that hot.

And I know you wish you were as all out awesome as I am.

Date: 2010-01-15 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
That wasn't screaming, that was trying to kill myself so I didn't get that image burned in my brain.

Nice skull undies though.

Sorry dude, Manny's just not my type. I tend to like boobs and stuff. Or wings. Manny doesn't have boobs or wings, so just not hot.

And my fangs are totally hot. Jan says so.

Date: 2010-01-15 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Can't deal with that level of sexy, can you. And damn straight their nice. I have nothing but the finest taste in undergarments.

Manny is very hot. And yeah, fangs are all great. I'd say bite me, but then you see why fangs and me don't get along. I don't know how many bodies I really need to be building up in this life.

Date: 2010-01-15 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Manny's being a guy and having a dick totally counteracts that you're hot. I don't wanna see Manny naked like ever.

Dude, I can't figure out how you can have sex without killing people.

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Date: 2010-01-15 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
OH NO SHE DIDN'T. I kicked her ass all the way to Cleveland. She just made me BARF. -after- I had her pinned. Logan said so.
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