Wafflehouse, you're my only friend...

[x_wither]

I got an e-mail from Jennie, queen of tights. Sounds like she's loving her internship at the London ballet. Busy, though. I don't think she's got much time to keep everyone updated on stuff so she wanted me to say hi to everyone for her. (You'd think she'd give a social person that job.)

I've lost my wafflehouse girlfriend. This is terrible. I'm gonna have to go find another one now. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Manny's being a guy and having a dick totally counteracts that you're hot. I don't wanna see Manny naked like ever.

Dude, I can't figure out how you can have sex without killing people.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Awww, you think I'm hot. And I like seeing Manny naked. I like it a lot. He's very nice to look at when he's wearing nothing.

And, you do realize not ALL of my bodily fluids are that poisonous right? I can spit at people without killing them and I don't have to use a special biohazard toilet or anything. Same is true for all that below the belt. It's NOT THAT POISONOUS. I think it might be slightly? It just means I can't have sex every day.

Which is sad.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just don't wanna think about it because you're a girl and girls have periods and I know you're all like toxic bleeder.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, that's a totally different story that we won't go into here.