Wafflehouse, you're my only friend...

[x_wither]

I got an e-mail from Jennie, queen of tights. Sounds like she's loving her internship at the London ballet. Busy, though. I don't think she's got much time to keep everyone updated on stuff so she wanted me to say hi to everyone for her. (You'd think she'd give a social person that job.)

I've lost my wafflehouse girlfriend. This is terrible. I'm gonna have to go find another one now. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

Comments

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Can't deal with that level of sexy, can you. And damn straight their nice. I have nothing but the finest taste in undergarments.

Manny is very hot. And yeah, fangs are all great. I'd say bite me, but then you see why fangs and me don't get along. I don't know how many bodies I really need to be building up in this life.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Manny's being a guy and having a dick totally counteracts that you're hot. I don't wanna see Manny naked like ever.

Dude, I can't figure out how you can have sex without killing people.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Awww, you think I'm hot. And I like seeing Manny naked. I like it a lot. He's very nice to look at when he's wearing nothing.

And, you do realize not ALL of my bodily fluids are that poisonous right? I can spit at people without killing them and I don't have to use a special biohazard toilet or anything. Same is true for all that below the belt. It's NOT THAT POISONOUS. I think it might be slightly? It just means I can't have sex every day.

Which is sad.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just don't wanna think about it because you're a girl and girls have periods and I know you're all like toxic bleeder.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, that's a totally different story that we won't go into here.