Wafflehouse, you're my only friend...

[x_wither]

I got an e-mail from Jennie, queen of tights. Sounds like she's loving her internship at the London ballet. Busy, though. I don't think she's got much time to keep everyone updated on stuff so she wanted me to say hi to everyone for her. (You'd think she'd give a social person that job.)

I've lost my wafflehouse girlfriend. This is terrible. I'm gonna have to go find another one now. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, she'a all gimp on crutches now, so butthurt can't be much worse.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I dunno, you should ask her boy toy whether or not she actually gets butthurt or not. She might like it a lot.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man, I do not wanna think about them having like kinky porno sex.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It's all your thing if you're still picturing Manuel in that mental image, man. He wasn't in mine.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DUDE NO EW I AM NOT INTO GUYS.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Except for that time you dated one. Just saying, if you're picturing Manuel too then maybe it wasn't just a Jay thing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'LL REVISE I AM NOT INTO GUYS NOT JAY

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

See, now was that all that hard?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well not right now it's not. Jan's asleep.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

See, now THERE'S an image I didn't need!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Fair's fair, dude.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I may be on crutches, but I am so not a gimp. Come within spitting distance and say these things to me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, GROSS.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

You say that because you are scared of my aura of awesome. At least judging from the number of times you've run from me screaming.

Also: keep your eyes open, I think I lost my favorite pair of unmentionables in that suite in which you live with the guy who is hotter than you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, barfing on your boobs once is not running away screaming.

Also just cause you're letting Manny bone you doesn't mean he's hot.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

No, you've run away screaming when I haven't been fighting you. You know what I'm talking about.

Oh he is. And he's hotter than you. Your much too fanged for my taste. And he's very hot. Like undie melting hot. You just wish you were that hot.

And I know you wish you were as all out awesome as I am.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That wasn't screaming, that was trying to kill myself so I didn't get that image burned in my brain.

Nice skull undies though.

Sorry dude, Manny's just not my type. I tend to like boobs and stuff. Or wings. Manny doesn't have boobs or wings, so just not hot.

And my fangs are totally hot. Jan says so.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Can't deal with that level of sexy, can you. And damn straight their nice. I have nothing but the finest taste in undergarments.

Manny is very hot. And yeah, fangs are all great. I'd say bite me, but then you see why fangs and me don't get along. I don't know how many bodies I really need to be building up in this life.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Manny's being a guy and having a dick totally counteracts that you're hot. I don't wanna see Manny naked like ever.

Dude, I can't figure out how you can have sex without killing people.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Awww, you think I'm hot. And I like seeing Manny naked. I like it a lot. He's very nice to look at when he's wearing nothing.

And, you do realize not ALL of my bodily fluids are that poisonous right? I can spit at people without killing them and I don't have to use a special biohazard toilet or anything. Same is true for all that below the belt. It's NOT THAT POISONOUS. I think it might be slightly? It just means I can't have sex every day.

Which is sad.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just don't wanna think about it because you're a girl and girls have periods and I know you're all like toxic bleeder.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, that's a totally different story that we won't go into here.