Wafflehouse, you're my only friend...

[x_wither]

I got an e-mail from Jennie, queen of tights. Sounds like she's loving her internship at the London ballet. Busy, though. I don't think she's got much time to keep everyone updated on stuff so she wanted me to say hi to everyone for her. (You'd think she'd give a social person that job.)

I've lost my wafflehouse girlfriend. This is terrible. I'm gonna have to go find another one now. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

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[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

I love how it's done then.

Then you aren't everything free, man. Haven't got shot, and no jaguar men on my list. All I've got are evil magical parents, and that already got old.

I wouldn't stand losing you!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Well, that's how it's done where I'm from anyway. I make no promises about everyone else.

That's a pre-existing condition. You get street cred or something like that for evil magical parents.

See, so we just put the magic away when I'm around and you get to keep your wafflehouse boyfriend and all is well in the world.

[xp_daytripper]

That's a pre-existing condition. You get street cred or something like that for evil magical parents.

Bonus points if they turn out to not be your actual parents, but evil magicians who kidnapped you as a kid to use as a magical battery. ;)

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Do you have a Duracell tattoo?

[xp_daytripper]

No, but I really ought to think about getting one for shits and giggles.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

But somewhere better than your butt. Inner thigh, hip. wrist, maybe forearm or the inside of your upper arm. Not the back of the neck.

[xp_daytripper]

I've already got a couple - one on my upper arm, one on my stomach, plus the lovely scar collection on my back - so perhaps the hip or the wrist. I'd say I need to be careful of making myself memorable, but the scars have kind of already done that, so...

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Yeah, scars can have that effect but as long as they and your tattoos are all places you can cover with clothing you shouldn't have to worry about it too much, right? Maybe hip then.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Circular history ftw? I'm pretty sure my parents are my parents though, and I'm the opposite to a magical battery so, yeah, you are especial in that area, master.

[xp_daytripper]

Magic is a really fucked up world, grasshopper, as I'm sure you're learning. ;)

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

In defense of my innocence, I would like to think of it as "definitively disturbing".

Learning is fun though.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright, you win; not turning you into a talking tiki totem until I get my waffles.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

If you turn me into a talking tiki totem then you only get waffles ONCE. You get waffle one night stand, not a waffle house relationship.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

That sounds so dirty and daring!

Nah, I want a stable waffle relationship.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

See, then we've come to an agreement. I'm really much more a long term sort of guy.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

And I like waffles. Perfect relationship.