Wafflehouse, you're my only friend...

[x_wither]

I got an e-mail from Jennie, queen of tights. Sounds like she's loving her internship at the London ballet. Busy, though. I don't think she's got much time to keep everyone updated on stuff so she wanted me to say hi to everyone for her. (You'd think she'd give a social person that job.)

I've lost my wafflehouse girlfriend. This is terrible. I'm gonna have to go find another one now. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I get cyber love. I feel special. And not in the way Doug's probably thinking when he gets cyber love.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You must be confusing for someone who doesn't share an apartment with a ridiculously hot French redhead.

And by share an apartment, I mean share a bed.

And by share a bed, I mean have a lot of actual physical sex with.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I want to scold you but I really am just trying not to laugh.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It's because I'm adorable.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It is because you are easily made fun of.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Mhm. That's not what you said last night.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Did you just "That is not what she said." at me?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

In a sense.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

In a sense? Have you hit your head?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't actually SAY it, I just implied it. So in that sense.

And no, I haven't.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Which means that you said it only in another language.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, it IS what I do, after all.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I noticed.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I do a few other things, too. :D

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

There are just some things I really do _not_ want to know about my mentors. Ew.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be having real, physical sex instead of having cyber love here??

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=foreplay

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

That doesn't stop it from being cyber love.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Then you'll have to excuse me, and I'll bid you good night.