Life Lessons...

[x_wither]

Catseye likes to swim but Catseye does not like swimsuits. I'm just saying, public service announcement and all.

Comments

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Swimsuits are evil. They are sticky and icky. I know I have to wear one when there are other people around but I think the next time I am in the pool I will put a sign on the door that says "This is Mine. Do not come in my pool because I do not like swimsuits!" and then I will take the sign away when I leave.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You could get a bikini so it has less material? Or, yeah, you could go the sign route. The sign's a good idea.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I have tried a bikini in the pool but when I am swimming fast it just falls off so I might as well just wear nothing!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, that would be a problem. Hm, guess the sign is the only solution. And maybe strategic dinosaur floaties?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

You are Silly Kevin! Dinosaur floaties would make me swim very slow! They would not be verygood for training!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

But if they slowed you down they'd be better for training because then you'd have to work harder and think of how much faster you'd be without them!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Huh. This is veryinteresting actually...

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

See, I'm Useful Idea Guy.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

It's kinda known by all that Cats don't like clothing.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Well she don't exactly make it a secret.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not, but I do not know her very well.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

That is mostly because you are sleeping when I visit you for naps so you do not know if I am naked or not!