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I have a purple kitten. She smells oddly like grape Kool-Aid.

I was totally kidding about that. And now I have a purple kitten. My hermit crab did die a while ago but...now I need to name her. And train her to not rub up against my face. Do cats try to sleep with people under sheets? Having to wear clothes would be sort of inconvenient. I haven't had a cat other than Catseye sleep with me since I manifested.

Anyone have name suggestions? Otherwise I'm naming her Leah after my favorite female sculptor.

Suggestions so far:
Leah
Persephone

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Isn't she cute? I was gonna suggest Sparkplug, but I think I like Leah better.

Leah's the birth name of Louise Nevelson who did Transparent Horizons (http://www.artandperception.com/v01/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/aplouisenevelsontransparenthorizon1975.JPG), my journal name. I thought about Artemisia after Artemisia Gentileschi but I'm not sure I want to encourage kitty to slit men's throats, even if Holofernes probably deserved it.

You just said a bunch of art stuff that I'm pretty sure is really cool, I just didn't understand most of it. That sculpture's pretty sweet, though. I still like Leah. It's way easier to say than Artemisia.

Yes, it was cool. Nod your head and go "Totally" in a serious voice and you'll be fine.

Totally.

<-- I'm nodding, you just can't see it from several rooms away.

One of the spy cameras I set up in your room totally lets me confirm the nodding.

Bad minion! No spying on the benevolent dictator with cleverly hidden cameras!

But I have to make sure you're good overlord material if I'm going to be your minion.

Well, so long as you only post the good bits on the YouTubes.

I was thinking of posting that part where you ran around your suite naked singing Eye of the Tiger.

You're a beautifully bad man, Kevin.

Why, thank you. It's always nice to know the ladies are appreciating how pretty I am. (I'm kidding, I'm not dumb enough to think that was the point)

I really don't like Leah. I mean, he'll be all calling for his cat and the next thing you know, Laura or Laurie or someone will come running.

...waitaminute, let's go with Leah.

Ah, you have caught onto my secret, diabolical plan. Laurie's boyfriend scares me, but I figure anything that helps get Laura in my lap works for me.

Don't you like, already have a boyfriend?

I haven't had a boyfriend in over a month or something like that. I've got I guess a best friend I used to date and a really hot chick who isn't my girlfriend. Because I'm awesome.

Really? I totally missed that.

Most people did, I didn't exactly publicize it. It's not really anyone's business.

I suppose that's kind of fair enough.

Yeah, it is. But if I knew you had it so bad for my boyfriend I would have been happy to give you a head's up so you could try to chase after him.

Isn't he like, 50 or something?

Besides, not that into guys.

No, he's not like 50.

Not that into guys? Which means you're slightly into guys. Sorry, Jay went crazy so he's not around to convert you.

I turned 17 like, last week.

If you have a driver's license I am going to go cry.