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One of the last times I was holed up in one of the guest rooms I was pretty literal with the holing up. Last time I was stuffed into one I mostly just slept there. I'm not actually sure I remember which room my stuff is in this time. I should probably find someone and check that or wander that hall and stare at the doors. Try all the doors until the key card works maybe? It's not like all the guest rooms are filled, right? And one day I will figure out who some of the people coming to see Yvette are, too. Good to know she's still beloved by all.

Anything I need to know while I'm here? New people with shiny death touch type things, various other dangerous hair-trigger mutations I should make sure I don't set off so I don't turn crispy? I really don't pine for knowing what it feels like to be fried chicken, really. Or ending up on the other end of a mummified limb.

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Guilty, dude.

Yeah, and I mean, I'm pretty much a sucker for it as much as you are.

See? At least I have company in my Sucker section.

Wow, that just came out really wrong in my head.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that could be taken in a bad way about a hojillion different ways.

For a guy with fangs, you're pretty good at it Kyle.

WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT HERE.

It's pride week. Nuttin to be ashamed of.

Dude, there are kids who read this!

All right. For their sake, keeping it PG.

Pretty much. I'm going to keep reminding myself a sucker can refer to a lollipop and try to not have that go too schoolgirl porn. Might fail, but it's less traumatizing than the other options.

But dude, those little plaid skirts are hot.

Uh-huh. Um, yeah, I don't have any more words that are coherent on that topic. Lalalala mental image land.

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There are days I thank the gods I'm not a telepath.

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You're evil. Why do you always gotta break that one out on me?

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Because it's funny. Also, you were being down on KFC. There are punishments for such things.

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I tried to explain to you before, KFC isn't even real chicken at this point. And it's never cooked all the way through! I don't understand your loyalty to KFC.

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It's comfort food.

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See, I should just be glad KFC is your comfort food so you don't ever wake me up in the middle of the night demanding chicken.

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See, aren't I so convenient in my craziness? Isn't it adorable? Doesn't it make you want to stay?

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It makes me miss your adorable craziness when I'm gone. It'll take more than that to make me stay, though.

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That is the wrong answer. Now you owe me a trip to get KFC.

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You suck.

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That is also the wrong response.

It doesn't have to be now, with you and Kyle doing this big chicken thing and all, but soon?

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Okay, soon I can do. Before I leave for certain.

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