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One of the last times I was holed up in one of the guest rooms I was pretty literal with the holing up. Last time I was stuffed into one I mostly just slept there. I'm not actually sure I remember which room my stuff is in this time. I should probably find someone and check that or wander that hall and stare at the doors. Try all the doors until the key card works maybe? It's not like all the guest rooms are filled, right? And one day I will figure out who some of the people coming to see Yvette are, too. Good to know she's still beloved by all.

Anything I need to know while I'm here? New people with shiny death touch type things, various other dangerous hair-trigger mutations I should make sure I don't set off so I don't turn crispy? I really don't pine for knowing what it feels like to be fried chicken, really. Or ending up on the other end of a mummified limb.

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All right. That's two now. Don't knock my pie makin skills. I got taught since you've been gone.

You set the kitchen on fire. I remember that. I don't trust you in the kitchen. Even if you say you had lessons or whatever. Fire = BAD.

Once, I set the kitchen on fire. Once... (maybe three times but the other two don't count cause I put it out before it started).

I'm good now. Real good. Jean-Paul's been teaching me.

Three times?

....

Yeah, no, you only get to do prep work until you prove you won't set things/people/entire rooms on fire.

Jean-Paul's a good cook, I hear. But not everyone's a good teacher. See above re: prep work.

Oh that's bullshit.

You're on kitchen probation!

Hell.

You get no pie when I make it next. None for you.

I don't even live here, I think I'll manage to live.

Yup.

I'll make you a pie, Jay. Don't worry.

See? Someone loves me. Fry bread on the side? Seriously Dani, you're making me fat.

If you'd like, sure.

I'm going out today though, so tomorrow maybe? no, wait, middle of the week?

Anytime for you, wifey. What kind of pie?

Are you going by the store at all?

You want something?

whatever filling you want for your pie if you want a fruit pie. Or pecans if you want pecan pie.

Oh allright. Anything else? Tampons? Pads?

I'm good, but thanks. I think your midol is almost out though.

Great.

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